disowns:

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when bae sets up a surprise date <3

(Source: disowns)

florelgreen:

march, 11:27 amdelete the credit and ill slice off your genitals
ssassmaster:

morthils:

s0mbodybetter:

betakomaeda:

i want everyone who has ever used the internet to witness this photograph of an exploding pikachu figurine

the demon is fucking escaping holy fucking christ help us

free him

F҉̢́͝ ́R͏͡͡ ̶̨͘͟Ȩ̡̢ ̸́È̕͜͡ ̢̛̀̀H̀͘ ̡͘Ì̷ ̧Ḿ̴͠

gotzeh:

My precious

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neptunain:

IT HAPPENED

lockedin221b:

candoramity:

You know what I’m grateful for? That they never made movie covers for the Harry Potter books. Can we all just take a moment to appreciate that?

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hiatus-is-killing-me:

jimmypagesunderagedgirlfriend:

a tEENAGER???… withPOLITCIAL OPINIONS?? no… politics for adults. this not affect you. go sit at kids table

(5 min later) this new generation of teenagers doesn’t care about anything besides parties and the internet

(Source: controlledweirdness)

dickmark:

OKAY SO ALMOST 2 MONTHS AGO OUR ENGLISH TEACHER FORCED US TO ENTER A POETRY CONTEST AND I WAS ABOUT TO ENTER A POEM WHEN IT TRIED TO FORCE ME TO GIVE IT A TITLE SO IN A FIT OF RAGE I WROTE A NEW POEM COMPLAINING ABOUT THE TITLE REQUIREMENT

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AND TODAY I WENT TO CHECK MY EMAIL AND I??????

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YOU ARE LITERALLY PUBLISHING AN INSULT TO YOUR OWN RULES BUT OKAY I GUESS IF GETTING TALKED DOWN TO TURNS YOU ON SOMEHOW AND I GET PUBLISHED I’VE GOT NO COMPLAINTS HERE?

(Source: autisticalfred)

contagonistlove:

Let’s take this to the bedroom“ I say seductively as I pick up my laptop to so I can continue blogging until 5 in the morning.

acrocalypse:

dream date:

take me to the mall

give me $2000 

leave

(Source: clivas)

telapathetic:

thedoctor-hasthe-sorcersstone:

SO TODAY IN CLASS THIS GIRL ASKED
“DO YOU SHIP KIDS?”
AND AFTER EXPLAINING WHAT SHIPPING WAS, THE TEACHER RESPONDED,
“well….yes, we talk about it in the staff room. Who would look cute with who…”
AND THEN WE HAD A FOLLOW UP QUESTION
“does it affect seating?”
“Sometimes,”

This is literally the worst and most obviously fake post on this ridiculous website

(Source: sherlock-the-dalek)

ihategardenfruit:

shjtty:

my stepsister thought this apple was real and she took a few bites before realizing it was fake

A FEW BITES
litsy-kalyptica:

fluffmugger:

that’s not a typo


that is not a typo